6000 Foot Drop

Commerce City CO: Phish 8/30/13 at Dick's Sporting Good Park -- Most Shows Spell Something Backwards

The indescribably talented jazz rock quartet Phish conducted another music and english tutorial on its traditional silly Friday night Labor Day opener at Dick's Sporting Goods Park.  Show was a sell out at 30,000 in the petrochemical and animal waste fog of Commerce City, Colorado.  

Dick's has retained the illogical field/stands segregation and dedicated up/down staircases -- you can't tell phishheads which way to go on a staircase Dick's! But, for the most part, the crowd seems to have matured with the Dick's over the three years. For example, the field people like the field and the stands people like the stands, even though the field people cannot understand the appeal of the stands to the stands people and the stands people cannot understand the appeal of the field to the field people.

We met our crew Page-side in Section 129, a section populated with knowledgeable phishheads -- and remarkably devoid of seathoppers, speer billers, and pushshovers. Our happy friendly neighbors were from Houston, Chicago, Boulder, Los Angeles, Denver and Spokane. We did not notice any real difference in bobtalking now that it is legal in Colorado -- gateway schmateway.

Phish took the stage and plowed through a lighthearted show. Lots of speculation about the english gag, but no one guessed they would spell "Most shows spell something" backwards, so two points for Mr. Capshaw. Two more points for keeping it PG rated.

Set I:

Ghost:  Airy.  Ghosts are translucent at 5200 feet and 10% humidity. Bassist Mike Gordon is the song's MVP for pushing it along the shallow waves. 

NICU: "Play it Leo!" Keymaster Page McConnell is the song's MVP as the ska and the sky combine.

Icculus: "Read the book!"  Percussionist Jon Fishman is the song's MVP pushing the "song" along. Mr. Anastasio could use homily lessons from Sir Bono.

Heavy Things: You know, for kids.  Jon is the MVP for keeping this pop diddy on track and on time.

Theme from the Bottom: "So I ask you why...if I'm swimming by, don't you see anything that you'd like to try?"  Page is the song's MVP for inflating this simple song like a hot air balloon filling each corner of the Dick's.

Esther: Phish's China Doll.  Lead guitarist Trey Anastasio is the songwriter of this tragic story and the MVP of this rendition.

Moma Dance:  "... up the rigging, take in sail, mind the skipper, do not fail..." Jon's singing is better than ever on this funktastic number, but Mike is the song's MVP pushing the bass out to the horizon. Crowd is loud and growly on the "...and we'll be fine..." reminder.

Ocelot: Heavy Things 3.0.  Mike is again the MVP firing at will at each of the C-O-L-O-R-A-D-O sections around the Dick's. Seat neighbor from Michigan explains that hunting ocelots is a new urban necessity in Detroit.

Stash: "cha-cha-cha...la-de-da...oh my god...."  Maybe so indeed. Mr. Ansatasio is the song's MVP for his pip pop pip popping.

Lawn Boy: Page takes the microphone and croons to 30,000, winning him the song's MVP. There probably is a lawn at Dick's, but it is under a sea of hard plastic, self-draining, vomit sucking, over-engineered floor tiles.

Limb by Limb: LB LBL? Is this the gag? "I come unglued when in midair..." Jon is the song's MVP using all four of his limbs in syncopation.

Easy to Slip: "Let your memory drift and do nothing at all..." Oh my gosh, is Phish playing a Bobby song? Well, it's a Lowell George song, but Bobby and the Midnights made it a hit. Mr. Anastasio is the song's MVP for being so brave as to dare to be compared to the short short purple polo prince.

Set II:

Punch You In the Eye:  A "P" song was predicted by those examining their first-set setlists -- indeed, in a reverse of the normal show-to-home information vector, the fans at home were helping those at the show see the future.  Page is the song's MVP for his pebbly playing perfection.  

Sand:  Mike is the song's MVP shaking sand from the sky like Dick's was a bowl of pasta being slowly covered in cheese.

Say Something: Reprised from the Gorge, and apparently the theme of the night.  Mike is the song's MVP for his high school falsetto. 

Walls of the Cave: So so so 2.0.  Mr. Anastasio is jumping for joy, and Page is the best pianist in modern rock, but Jon is the song's MVP for his pied piper woodblocking leading us right into the canyons. 

Oh Kee Pa Ceremony:  The Coloradans and Washingtonians in the bowl deserve that social superiority they have but about which they are trying not to gloat. Sorry your state doesn't yet get it.  Page is the song's MVP keeping it passing from the left.

Harry Hood: You knew it was coming.  Beautiful part was beautiful but unfinished -- no "you can feel good, good about hood"'s.  Mike is the MVP on the song Mr. Anastasio customarily owns.

Silent in the Morning: Touching vocal layering.  Page is the MVP for being the "best" vocalist in Phish.

Twist: Bluegrassy.  A few of the red-shirted beertenders break down and boogie.  Mr. Anastasio is the song's MVP for donwplaying the overplayed "whew!"s.  

Slave to the Traffic Light: You know its the closer.  Page is customarily this song's MVP, but tonight it's Mike -- lots of sound even at 1/5 of the notes.

E:

Oh! Sweet Nothing: "ain't got nothing at all..." -- maybe because the wine is $4 an ounce.  Jon is the song's MVP for channeling Lou Reed.

Meatstick: Dick's is the MVP of the show closer.  

See you tonight at Dick's!

 

Manitou Springs CO: 2013 Pikes Peak Ascent and Marathon -- A Hearty 7815 Foot Drop

Zebulon Pike never made it to the top of his eponymous Pikes Peak, the easternmost 14.000 foot mountain in America and a navigation beacon to the heartland still today. 

But thousands of runners just as hearty as Zebulon made it to the top over the past two days in the Pikes Peak Ascent and Marathon -- and in under 10 hours, albeit in shoes Zeb might not have fancied.

"Hearty" is the feeling in authentically quaint Manitou Springs, perched at an elevation of 6300 feet into the canyons at the base of Pikes Peak -- 7815 vertical feet below the summit of the Pikes Peak Ascent and Marathon.  The Manitou Springers are real Coloradans living a real Colorado life.  For example, sometimes it rains.

Plus, gravity affects people living at the base of a gigantic mountain. 

One of the tourist attractions in hearty Manitou Springs is the Incline Trail, which, at a 2000 foot drop, is too big for Amsterdam's Museum of Torture.

Good thing the mineral water is free.  There are over a dozen pure, drinkable mineral springs all throughout Manitou Springs, built into attractions where people can fill and re-fill their water bottles gratis.

The rainbows are also free.

As we reported in our last post from Pikes Peak, its 14,115 foot summit is accessible without crampons.  One way up is the Manitou and Pikes Peak Cog railway, which is a simple, albeit narrated, route to the top.

The finish line of the Pikes Peak Ascent is the finish line of the Manitou and Pikes Peak Cog Railway.

The Pikes Peak Tollroad is a paved road to the top for $12 per person.  We experimented on the road with a rental Toyota Tot which survived the drive and also a rental Nissan Vestibule which did not.

Or you can get there on foot -- uphill all the way.

Over 2500 hearty runners -- not a fat slob in sight -- qualified for coveted spots in Saturday's Pikes Peak Ascent, a half marathon from Manitou Springs to the summit of Pikes Peak, and Sunday's Pikes Peak Marathon, which is the same course as the Ascent but where runners turn around at the summit and plunge back down into Manitou Springs. The Pikes Peak Ascent and Marathon are "America's Ultimate Challenge" (assuming this weekend's Leadville 100 is too preposterous to count....) Here is the happy scene at the start of the Ascent.

The Ascent and Marathon course follow the famous Barr Trail, busted into the pink Pikes Peak granite 100 years ago by hearty Fred Barr.  

The Ascent rises an astonishing 7815 vertical feet in 13.32 miles, with its apex at the summit of Pikes Peak at a breathtaking 14,115 feet.  At 14,115 feet, oxygen is scarce and no one can hear you scream. 

Spectators are warned not to spend too long at the summit, and Ascent competitors are whisked off the summit in shuttle vans and down to 12,000 feet to gather their thoughts.

The Pikes Peak Ascent and Marathon are impressively well organized and managed events.  Seattle Seahawks american football coach Pete Carroll lookalike Ron Ilgen is the race director. Mr. Ilgen and his entire staff are to be commended for the amazing job of coordinating and comforting runners all along the steep and roadless Barr Trail.

Competitors win a medal and a unique pullover shirt and some even win a bit of money. But the joy is in the accomplishment and being one with the mountain. They are part of Manitou now.

Pikes Peak -- it's more than a 6000 foot drop!

See you in Denver for Labor Day Phish at Dicks!